Re: [dwm] first inofficial (#) dwm FAQ - to be reviewed/over-coworked

* Deleuze_AT_gmx.net (Deleuze_AT_gmx.net) wrote:
> first inofficial (#)dwm - FAQ by pr0n@
first proposed additions:

> 1. Can I ?
> No.
You even dare to ask?
 
 
> 2. Where can I find?
> STFWiki
and mailing lists and google and the void..

 
> 3. I want to learn C, now I have function foo() doing bla?
> <not answered by me> :)
You need function bar(), come again when you wrote it!

 
> 4. I asked a question in #dwm and noone replied?
> We are no support channel.
See #1.

 
> 5. I asked a question in #dwm and noone replied and I got
> shutup, when re-asking it?
> Try rephrase your question.
See #1.

 
> 6. What are all those crazy people in #dwm?
> Shut up.
See #1.

 
> 7. Now that I've read tru the whole source, whats next?
> Try subscribe to the mailinglist.
> Try submit patches to the mailinglist.
And see #13.
 
 
> 8. How do I subscribe?
> See #21
and #1.
 
> 9. foo sux.
> We know.
The whole world sucks. The suckless elitist planet (SEP) will be
colonized as soon as the suckless elitist spaceship (SES) has been
built.

 
> 10. Is this punk really dddrunken(tm) all the time?
> Yes.
...
 
> 11. Where shall I ask political questions?
> try -fa^H^H err.. -politics
See #9. Still waiting for the suckless elitist constitution (SEC).

 
> 12. But others do it directly in the channel <quack>
> See #13
They belong to the SucklessCultOfElitist (SCoE) and have bought a
place in the SES.

 
> 13. I want to contribute money?
> http://www.suckless.org/wiki/community/donations
And don't forget to contribute parts for the SES, any suitable hardware
welcome.

 
> 14. I need pr0n, now that I have paid, I have a right...
> Yes. Goto ipv6experiment.com. (it's free btw.)
And dream of a better world on SEP where all pr0n will be free as in
beer!

 
> 15. Are you guys hating me?
> Not ATM.
Buy a place in SES and we will love you, see #12.

  
> 16. Yesterday I stated 'bla' and it does not appear in the
> logs? Are you having hardware problems?
> Yes.
See #13, all disposable hardware is needed for SES.

  
> 17. I found a buffer overflow in dwm.
> I found wiki spam.
> See #8 err, see #7, hell it's late :D
...
 
> 18. Now I have IPv6 and the tunnelendpoint doesn't ping6?
> See http://www.sixxs.net/faq/connectivity/?faq=ping
Don't use obsolete software, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IPv9 is the
way to go on SEP.

 
> 19. I have a dream.
> Great, I have a gun^W err, let's discuss.
suckless elitist laser gun (SELG)
 

> 20. I want <feature> in dwm!
> Good. Build it, if you can't, make a good description.
...

> 21. Anything else?
> Fuck off. (And don't forget to read all the stuff)
See #13.
 

> Greetz pr0n@
Greets, Rob.
Received on Thu Jun 28 2007 - 11:12:30 UTC